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The Golfer's Prayer

The Lord is my Caddy; I shall not choke
He maketh me good lies in green fairways:
He leadeth me over the still waters.

He restoreth my swing:

He leads me down the cart paths of righteousness
To avoid slow play
For Heaven’s sake!

Yea! Even though I walk through the shadow of
double bogey
I will fear no bunkers:
For Thou art clubbing me;

Thy sand wedge and putter
They comfort me

Thou preparest a match for me in the presence of
my foursome

Thou anointest my head with confidence; the cups

Surely eagles and birdies shall follow me
All the rounds of my life

And I shall dwell in His clubhouse, victorious forever!